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Clark Kent:
Hey, this is a great place.

Lex Luthor:
Yeah, if you're dead and in the market for something to haunt.

Clark Kent:
Well, I meant it's roomy.

Lex Luthor:
It's the Luthor ancestral home, or so my father claims. He had it shipped over from Scotland stone by stone.

Clark Kent:
Yeah, I remember. The trucks rolled through town for weeks but no one ever moved in.

Lex Luthor:
My father had no intention of living here. He's never even stepped through the front door.

Clark Kent:
Then why'd he ship it over?

Lex Luthor:
Because he could.