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Lois Lane:
Where the hell have I been for three weeks?

John Corben:
I was kind of hoping you'd tell me. You were M.I.A. until your came up on the list of crash victims. Now, do you remember anything last night that would explain how a 7-ton Skytrain belly flops onto Main Street without a single fatality?

Lois Lane:
Guess we have to mark it up as a modern day miracle.

John Corben:
We could, or we could chalk it up to a vigilante on an ego trip.

Lois Lane:
Oh, is that what we call courage these days?

John Corben:
The infamous Blur. You know, the ends doesn't always justify the means.

Lois Lane:
You might want to stick with your night job, detective. Graffiti's not exactly the Red-Blue Blur's style.

John Corben:
You're right. It never used to be, back when the guy was happy pulling off a few modest saves, but then suddenly there was no red or blue. It was just the Blur. Now he feels he needs to leave his mark all over the city to, I don't know, to prove something.