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Oliver Queen:
Lois?

Lois Lane:
Oh, don't even think of looking at me now. So, in all those nights together, somewhere between brushing teeth and spooning in the sheets, you didn't think that it might be a good time to mention that you prowl the streets with green leather and a compound bow?

Oliver Queen:
Well, I don't usually bring the compound bow.

Lois Lane:
Oh, so now he's a funny hero. I can't believe you didn't tell me that you were Green Arrow!

Oliver Queen:
Hard to imagine why when you're taking it so well.

Lois Lane:
You'd think the lacerating ropes and platium fembot might have something to do with my lack of empathy? So what? Little Ollie got bored with dodge ball and P.E. and decided to play William Tell? Woah. Wait a second. I kissed Green Arrow last year when you were standing there with me in the alley.

Oliver Queen:
Yeah, I remember that with precise detail.

Lois Lane:
I can't believe you. You, supposedly my boyfriend, arranged for me to be lip-locked with some wannabe hero.