Smallville2001

Chloe Sullivan:
[referring to the 'Lex Luthor donates mllions to rebuild city' article] How's this for a megadose of guilt money?

Clark Kent:
Well, I've got bigger news.

Chloe Sullivan:
What happened? Is everything all right?

Clark Kent:
[lowers his voice dramatically, making sure no one listens] I sneezed.

Chloe Sullivan:
And...?

Clark Kent:
"And?" Chloe, that's not normal.

Chloe Sullivan:
Well, Clark, nothing with you is exactly normal. But I wouldn't call sneezing today's headline.

Clark Kent:
You don't understand. I... I... [tries to hold back a sneeze]

Chloe Sullivan:
You know what? Grab a tissue and get over it. [Clark still tries to hold back the sneeze, but fails miserably. The sneeze sends papers and files all over the room, leaving people to wonder what happened. Chloe seems highly surprised and freaked out] Gesundheit...