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Lois Lane:
Don't take this the wrong way, but after eight-hundred pictures, you don't get any prettier.

Lex Luthor:
[to photo staff] That's enough. Thanks, guys.

Lex Luthor:
[to Lois] How 'bout a latte?

Lois Lane:
Don't you find this just a tad sleazy, holding a campaign photo shoot where Martha Kent works? You might as well, I don't know, go out to there farm and milk the cows.

Lex Luthor:
[chuckles] In case you don't know where your paycheck comes from, I own the Talon.

Lois Lane:
What don't you own? I guess now you wanna own the government.

Lex Luthor:
Wow. Why are you so angry, Lois? What have I ever done to you?

Lois Lane:
You just remind me of a lot of the pseudo-politicians I grew up around. You know, men who bought their way into office. But do you really think you can beat Jonathan Kent? There must be enough dirt on you to create a landmass the size of Texas.

Lex Luthor:
Please, grab a shovel and start digging. I have nothing to hide.

Lois Lane:
Let me give you a little friendly advice. Bow out of the race before a pesky little squirrel digs up one of your rotten acorns.

Lex Luthor:
Well, thanks, Lois. You know, there's nothing more valuable than the savvy political advice of a muffin-peddling college dropout. Speaking of, do you have banana-blueberry today?