Smallville2001

Clark Kent:
Lois?

Lois Lane:
[in British accent] Lois? Who's Lois? I'm Stiletto. I should get back to my cave.

Clark Kent:
Lois, you could have a bag over your head and I'd still know it's you.

Lois Lane:
Go figure. I want the Red-Blue Blue, I get the exact opposite.

Clark Kent:
What do you think you're doing?

Lois Lane:
What are you doing? You're supposed to be feeding Shelby. Seriously, is there any woman in your life you haven't stood up?

Clark Kent:
I saw the way you looked at that scanner and I know how much you want the superhero story, so I came here to make sure you're okay. You're obviously not if you're impersonating the Stiletto.

Lois Lane:
Okay, first off, it's just Stiletto. There is no "the". And second, I'm not impersonating anyone. I *am* Stiletto.

Clark Kent:
You made up a fake superhero so you could write a story?

Lois Lane:
Yeah. Stiletto's only the beginning, Clark. These heels could kick down some major doors for me. What if Stiletto could help me land a one-on-one with the Red-Blue Blur?

Clark Kent:
Well, this blur, he - he avoids reporters for a reason.