Smallville2001

Lex Luthor:
Three lost Vermeer paintings were discovered last month. You should go to the opening.

Lana Lang:
At the Metropolis Museum?

Lex Luthor:
Actually, it's a bit farther. The Rijksmuseum.

Lana Lang:
In Amsterdam? Lex, that's 4,000 miles away.

Lex Luthor:
And one of the most romantic cities in the world, where you'll feel very lonely and realize how much you miss me.

Lana Lang:
Nice strategy, boss.

Lex Luthor:
Only if it works.