Smallville2001

Jimmy Olsen:
I had a feeling this was coming. Look, Clark, despite our differences, I think you're a decent guy. Chloe obviously thinks you can walk on air, so... who am I to stand in the way?

Clark Kent:
Jimmy, hold on.

Jimmy Olsen:
Look, but if you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that ain't no lie.

Clark Kent:
It's nice to see that you'd risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe's honor.

Jimmy Olsen:
A girl like that is worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.

Clark Kent:
I feel the same way. As her friend, nothing more. I swear.