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Lana Lang:
The "Torch" prints the graduation speech every year, right?

Chloe Sullivan:
Having transcribed last year's snore fest, that's an unfortunate "yes". What year?

Lana Lang:
1977.

Chloe Sullivan:
That's P.C.

Lana Lang:
P.C.?

Chloe Sullivan:
Pre-computer, when disco ruled the earth. Anything we have before then's gonna be H.C.

Lana Lang:
Hard copy.

Chloe Sullivan:
You catch on fast. Uh, let's see... '77, here we go. "Saturday Night Fever" was their prom theme, Styx won "Group of the Century", and... wow. Someone got in the administration's collective face.

Lana Lang:
"Due to the controversial nature of this year's graduation address, the editors have elected not to run the text in this issue of the 'Torch'."

Chloe Sullivan:
Meaning, ironically, it's probably the only one worth reading.