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Gargamel:
Oh you poor little things! Oh how terrible...! Here, here, I'll save you! [Nets Smurfette and Vanity]

Smurfette:
[Coughs] Ohh... Gargamel! You saved our lives...

Gargamel:
Oh, tut, tut, tut! What are friends for. [Puts Smurfette and Vanity down to the ground. Then looks at the audience] Yuck!

Vanity Smurf:
Bu... but Gargamel, you never were our friend before.

Smurfette:
Yeah, you always be a mean, nasty, wicked, old wizard.

Gargamel:
But I have seen the light, my days of miserable meaness are over. And you know, it feels so much nicer being nice. Eh... ehm, now why don't we all skip along to your village and tell Papa Diamond... eh... Papa Smurf the good news?