Southland2009

[Cooper and Sherman are responding to a 911 call at a fast food restaurant]

Shouting Woman:
Every day, for fifteen years!

Ofcr. John Cooper:
Ma'am, what's the problem?

Shouting Woman:
They're out of chicken nuggets! I've eaten them every day for fifteen years!

Ofcr. John Cooper:
And you called 911 because they're out of chicken nuggets?

Shouting Woman:
What am I supposed to do?

Ofcr. John Cooper:
I don't know what you're supposed to do, but right now you need to bring it down!

Shouting Woman:
No, I won't!

Ofcr. John Cooper:
Yes, you will!

[a radio call comes in, requesting that Cooper switch to a private channel, and he walks out]

Ofcr. Ben Sherman:
Ma'am - have you tried the fish sandwich?

Shouting Woman:
[irritated] What?

Ofcr. Ben Sherman:
The fish... it's pretty good.