Southland2009

Officer John Cooper:
Bob, if you don't calm down, I'm going to have to bring you in.

Crazy Man:
[doing wild karate moves] Hah, you mean you wished you could. I'm invisible. You can't see me! [Officer Cooper snatches Bob and slams him onto the cruiser] .

Crazy Man:
[crushed] You can see me?

Officer John Cooper:
I can see you, Bob.

Crazy Man:
But, I love this car. It smells like apple pie.

Crazy Man:
[Officer Cooper and Officer Tang cuff Crazy Bob] Oh, you're hand is so smooth.

Officer John Cooper:
My hand, Bob?

Crazy Man:
No, hers! Yours is cold and calloused.

Officer Jessica Tang:
Like your soul. [Officers Cooper and Tang laugh]