Southland2009

Ofcr. John Cooper:
Sir - your car was stolen?

Dante Johnson:
Yeah - Azure got jacked; playoffs comin' up, dude - I can't be in that kind o' trouble.

Ofcr. John Cooper:
Could you be more specific?

Dante Johnson:
Went out last night, hit some places... came home, some people came to chill. Bentley Azure got jacked.

Ofcr. John Cooper:
So you wanna file a police report for a stolen vehicle?

Dante Johnson:
You ever go for some... strange?

Ofcr. John Cooper:
'Scuse me?

Dante Johnson:
[leading Cooper and Sherman into his ornate dining room] Aiight, aiight - c'mere... c'mere - I'm married, aiight? My wife is in St. Bart's with Dante Jr. - she has this dog, a Great Dane. I don't give a - - about the car; insurance'll cover it - but you gotta get me the dog back. Now, she comes home tomorrow; gotta get me the dog. I got some pictures of it somewhere around here.

Ofcr. John Cooper:
Sir - do you or do you not want to file a police report?

Dante Johnson:
I'm married, motherf- - ; I can't be filin' no report!

Ofcr. John Cooper:
...So women took the car.

Dante Johnson:
Yeah, women took the car.

Ofcr. John Cooper:
And you don't wanna file a report.

Dante Johnson:
You ain't listenin', bra! Protect and serve, motherf- - ! You got somethin' against me? I got rights.

Ofcr. John Cooper:
Sir... you have to file a police report; we're not private detectives.

Dante Johnson:
Aiight... aiight, aiight - I got a better idea. I go *with* you - we go lookin' around. I got some ideas where the b*tches be at. Wait here - lemme change, aiight? Ten, fifteen minutes.

[after Dante leaves, Sherman looks down at the floor, and motions to Ccoper to do the same; they observe in disbelief two girls in a swimming pool under the dining room's glass floor]