Southland2009

Ofcr. John Cooper:
Ma'am? Is everything OK?

Mother:
[to her small daughter] Seeee? You dialed 911 and these nice men came to help us. That's how it works; if you ever have a problem or anything bad happens to you or mommy, you just dial 911.

Ofcr. John Cooper:
So let me get this straight: you just dialed 911 so you could teach your daughter how to use ut?

Mother:
Of course; how else is she going to learn?

Ofcr. John Cooper:
Well, no offense, ma'am... but you have your head up your friggin' ass.