Space Dandy2014

Meow:
Hey, what's the deal with those surfboards? They look legit but I've never seen you bust one out.

QT:
Maybe he's what they call a "shubee" in surfing lingo.

Meow:
You mean those poseurs who only buy boards because they want to look cool? [Meow and QT laugh]

Dandy:
The hell I do! I'm a kahuna! And kahunas don't waste their precious time on ankle-biters! I wait for the mondo waves, the out-of-this-world swells that touch the sky! That's what my heart longs for! That thrill is all that comes close to recapturing the magic of that one perfect endless summer!

QT:
Ooh, that sounds like a story.

Meow:
Did some hotdogger bogart your betty?

Dandy:
Nah, nothing like that.

QT:
Huh?

Meow:
So that perfect endless summer was...

Dandy:
I pulled it out of my butt.

Meow:
Should've known.

QT:
That *is* par for the course.