SpongeBob SquarePants1999

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Bubble Buddy's thirsty.

Squidward Tentacles:
How about a glass of our finest shampoo?

[Laughs]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Sounds great.

[Squidward stops laughing and goes to get the shampoo]

Squidward Tentacles:
Here's your hair product, sir.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws.

[Squidward bends the straw]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?

Squidward Tentacles:
Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs:
[chews the food for an elderly custormer] Think of the customer.

Squidward Tentacles:
[Tastes shampoo] Oh, silly me. I brought the diet shampoo.