SpongeBob SquarePants

     

SpongeBob SquarePants1999

Director: Stephen Hillenburg
Genre: Animation
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean. He works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab. During his time off, SpongeBob has a knack f… more »


SpongeBob SquarePants:
I'm gonna ask a few questions, questions only the real Mr. Krabs could answer.

Mr. Krabs:
Okay then.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Question number one: At what time does the Krusty Krab open?

Plankton:
9:00 AM.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Right! That's one strike against you. I'd be nervous if I were you.

Mr. Krabs:
But...

SpongeBob SquarePants:
No buts, Mister! I'm running this quiz show. If there's gonna be any buts, they're gonna be from me! Question number two: How much does a Krusty Krab cost?

Mr. Krabs:
$2.99!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
...on Wednesday?

Plankton:
99 cents.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Right again! You're starting to look pretty phoney right about now. Now, only the really real Mr. Krabs could answer this question. If we're discussing the secret formula on the first Tuesday of January, after we gargle with vanilla pudding, what do we do?

Mr. Krabs:
That's an easy one! Let's see, if it's January, and we have vanilla pudding... uh, pass?

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