SpongeBob SquarePants1999

[Squidward speaks unintelligable words]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Squidward, we already played Babble Like an Idiot.

Squidward:
Why are you still here?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make a new one. I've already filled this book with ideas. We should be able to finish by January

Squidward:
Forget the book! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because you were SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Why would I do that?

Squidward:
Because the pie you ate was a bomb!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
What pie?

Squidward:
The one I left sitting on the counter this morning! That I bought from the pirates for 25 bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb. That pie!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
A pie? Oh, you mean this pie. I was saving it in my pocket for us to share.

[trips]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Oops.

[pie lands on Squidward's face and causes big explosion]

Squidward:
Ouch.