SpongeBob SquarePants1999

Neptune:
This joke has gone on far enough!, where's my fry cook? [everyone runs except Patrick] [pointing at Patrick] Certainly you with your prodigious girth would know how to cook a burger to serve a royal palate! [Patrick points at SpongeBob] What? Am I expected to believe that this creature is royal fry cook material? I don't suppose you have any proof? [Patrick shows him the picture he took of SpongeBob holding the royal spatula] Ha! This thing is unfit to even scrub the Royal tail fin! And besides it's not just enough to pull a spatula from a greasy griddle, there are certain qualities a royal fry cook must have.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Like?

Neptune:
The Royal fry cook must be left handed

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Actually I've got two [shows him his two left hands]

Neptune:
[snaps his fingers as he comes up with another idea] Also the Royal fry cook wears red underwear [Spongebob shows him his red underwear] no blue [Spongebob shows him blue underwear underneath] The Royal fry cook's wallet contains... [Spongebob shows him his wallet] His big toes... [Spongebob shows him his big toes] Uh, he has six...

Patrick:
[interrupting him] He is the new Royal fry cook and you...

Neptune:
Silence! [zaps him]

Patrick:
[charred and smoking] It is hot in here or what? [faints]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[gasps] Patrick! You hurt my friend!, You're not a king your a bully and a liar!