SpongeBob SquarePants1999

[sees SpongeBob in the distance; mistakes him for the Maniac]

Patrick:
[On walkie-talkie] SpongeBob! I see him!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Where is he?

Patrick:
At the intersection of Conch and Coral.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
That's where I am! He's right on top of me, but I can't see him! What's he doing?

Patrick:
He's just standing there... menacingly! Get out of there, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Yaaah!

Patrick:
That's his maniac shriek! He's going to attack! [SpongeBob runs around in circles, crying] He's acting all crazy! Run, SpongeBob, run! Quick, hide behind that building! No, wait! He just ran by that building! Hide behind that street sign! No, wait! The maniac just went by that sign! Get underneath that street light! No! He's there too! Run for your life! [SpongeBob dives inside a mailbox; inside, he hears Patrick on the walkie-talkie, intercut by static]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Say that again, deputy?

Patrick:
The maniac's in the mailbox! [SpongeBob screams and runs off]