SpongeBob SquarePants1999

[SpongeBob has a jellyfish on a leash]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Hey, Squidward. Meet my new pet.

Squidward:
That's no pet. That's a wild animal.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
No he isn't. He can do tricks.

[Throwing a stick]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Fetch!

[Jellyfish fetches stick]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[holding up three fingers] How many fingers am I holding up?

[Jellyfish buzzes three times]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Play dead!

[Jellyfish is buried under a tombstone, then comes out]

Squidward:
I wouldn't let that thing in my house even if it was potty-trained.

[Jellyfish is sitting on a toilet, reading the newspaper and humming]

Squidward:
I didn't need to see that.