SpongeBob SquarePants1999

SpongeBob SquarePants:
There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I've waited years for this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and - I can't do it!

[turns away, but is stopped by Patrick]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Patrick!

Patrick:
Where do you think you're going?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
I was just...

Patrick:
No, you're not. You go in there and get that job.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
No, I can't! Don't you see?

Patrick:
Who's first words were "May I take your order?"

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Mine were.

Patrick:
Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in shop class?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
I did.

Patrick:
Who's a... who... Ungh... Who's a big, yellow cube with holes?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
I am!

Patrick:
Who's ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
I'm ready!

Patrick:
Who's ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
I'm ready!

Patrick:
Who's ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
*I'm ready!*