SpongeBob SquarePants1999

Plankton:
You could say we're friends, right?

SpongeBob:
Um, no.

Plankton:
Acquaintences?

SpongeBob:
No.

Plankton:
Well, we're both invertebrates, right?

SpongeBob:
I guess so.

Plankton:
You see? Everything works out. I have something for you. I've been keeping it in my secret compartment.

[Reaches behind his back and pulls out a spatula]

Plankton:
Ching! Sparkle sparkle!

SpongeBob:
Wow! A golden spatula! It's even got my name on it.

Plankton:
It's a gift. A gift from a friend. Friends give each other gifts. And tomorrow's my birhtday. And do you know what I like more than anything in the whole world?

SpongeBob:
A booster seat?

Plankton:
Booster seat? Hot dog!... I mean, no. What I want for my birthday from you, my friend is one of those tender... delicious... mouth-watering... Krabby Patties.

SpongeBob:
[Gasp] You just want to be friends so you can get your hands on the Krabby Patty. And I bet it's not even your birhtday tomorrow.

Plankton:
Gee, and I thought you were stupid.

SpongeBob:
You'll never get a Krabby Patty from me. Even if we are friends. Never! Never! Never! Never!

Plankton:
Oh, I'll get a Krabby Patty. And you're gonna hand-deliver it to me personally. You weak minded fool!

[Plays omninous music on his record player]

Plankton:
Ha-ha-ha-ha!