SpongeBob SquarePants1999

[Spongebob is at the First Nautical Bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing away from the bank teller]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Alright, put the money in the bag! PUT IT IN!

Bank Teller:
Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[laughs, then turns around to face teller] ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY!

Bank Teller:
Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Uhh, savings.

Bank Teller:
May I please see some identification?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Sure. [he hands teller his Jellyfishers Club Membership card] Here ya go.

Bank Teller:
Thank you. [briefly types on cash register] Sir, we are showing a balance of $0.00 for both of your accounts.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Oh.

Bank Teller:
Next!