SpongeBob SquarePants1999

SpongeBob:
Aha! I understand everything now. I must be the opposite of SpongeBob by being...

[Pulls on his nose to make it droopy and ties his belt around his head]

SpongeBob:
...Squidward.

Patrick Star:
Hey, I wanna be opposite too.

[SpongeBob puts a fake nose on Patrick]

Patrick Star:
Yeah, finally! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

SpongeBob:
Patrick, it's not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite.

SpongeBob:
[speaks like Squidward] You have to act like him, too. Boy, oh, boy. Do I like playing the clarinet. I practice and practice all day long, but I never get any better. Now you try it.

Patrick Star:
Okay.

[Takes deep breath]

Patrick Star:
I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!