SpongeBob SquarePants1999

Sandy Cheeks:
Hey, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing? Are you having a garage sale?

SpongeBob:
No. I'm giving up my material possessions to live a more natural life among the jellyfish.

Sandy Cheeks:
SpongeBob, Of all the crazy schemes. Why do you want to live with jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright.

SpongeBob:
Oh, Sandy. That is exactly the kind of response I expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once led. I'm going to prove I don't need any of this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye. [Takes off pants] I won't be needing this.

[Runs off naked, buzzing]

Squidward:
He took off his pants.

Sandy Cheeks:
I'll give him a week.

Squidward:
I'll give him eleven minutes.

[They both leave; Patrick stays behind]

Patrick Star:
[Crying] Patrick sad!