SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants1999

Director: Stephen Hillenburg
Genre: Animation
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean. He works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab. During his time off, SpongeBob has a knack f… more »



Customer #1:
Couldn't get in, eh? What you need is a tough hairdo. No one gets into the double-S without a tough hairdo.

Customer #2:
I have to disagree. I saw a guy go in, and he was bald.

Customer #1:
I saw that guy. He wasn't bald, he had a shaved head. Shaved. That's a hairdo. Hey, where'd he go?

Robot:
I believe he said something about going to the wig store.

Customer #1:
Ha ha! Check and mate.

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