SpongeBob SquarePants1999

Police fish:
[to Spongebob] Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[nervously] Y-Yes! [his upper body drops into his pants]

Police fish:
Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Yes...

Police fish:
And are you familiar with this peanut?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[his pants rip open and his body parts fall out] Yes!

Police fish:
One more question... Is it true that you were at the oyster's lair with a Mr. Patrick Star?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[cries] Yes, yes, it's true!, it's all true!, the merriment, the peanut, the Patrick!

Police fish:
That's all we need to know son. Book him! [puts handcuffs on Patrick]

Patrick:
Wow you guys are good, I'm the last person I would've expected, but I was looking for me all the time!, It's the perfect crime!