SpongeBob SquarePants1999
Genre: Animation
SpongeBob SquarePants:
I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.
Patrick:
What? Oh no, you can't go!
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Why not?
Patrick:
I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.
SpongeBob SquarePants:
It can't be as horrible as the suds.
[Sneezes]
Patrick:
Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room!
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Is that the horrible part?
Patrick:
No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines!
[SpongeBob shrieks]
Patrick:
Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.
SpongeBob SquarePants:
No!
Patrick:
Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh!
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor.
Patrick:
Exactly.
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