SpongeBob SquarePants

     

SpongeBob SquarePants1999

Director: Stephen Hillenburg
Genre: Animation
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean. He works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab. During his time off, SpongeBob has a knack f… more »


SpongeBob SquarePants:
I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.

Patrick:
What? Oh no, you can't go!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Why not?

Patrick:
I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
It can't be as horrible as the suds.

[Sneezes]

Patrick:
Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Is that the horrible part?

Patrick:
No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines!

[SpongeBob shrieks]

Patrick:
Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
No!

Patrick:
Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor.

Patrick:
Exactly.

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