SpongeBob SquarePants1999

Mr. Krabs:
[draws a ghost on a piece of paper and attaches it to a fishing pole] This'll scare him [dangles it in front of Spongebob's window while he's asleep moaning like a ghost]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[wakes up] Oh my gosh, a floating shopping list! [screams]

Mr. Krabs:
[looks at the paper which reads "milk, eggs, bread"] I'm not a shopping list [turns it over] I'm a ghost!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
No!

Mr. Krabs:
Now listen SpongeBob!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
How do you know my name? Who are you?

Mr. Krabs:
I am the ghost of soda drink hats [draws a picture of the soda drink hat he gave SpongeBob and hangs it in front of the window] I'm here to tell you that that soda drinking hat you posess is cursed!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Cursed?

Mr. Krabs:
Yes it belongs to some guy who's dead now

SpongeBob SquarePants:
What guy?

Mr. Krabs:
Uh... Smitty something

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Smitty what?

Mr. Krabs:
Uh, Smitty... Werben... Jaegerman... Jenson