SpongeBob SquarePants1999

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[noticing Patrick] Oh hi Patrick, I'm confused.

Patrick:
Yes I am.

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Patrick everyone is running away from me, watch [walks over to a building] Hi building! [his stinky breath hits the building and it springs to life and moves away] I just don't get it!

Patrick:
[Spongebob's stinky breath hits Patrick but since he has no nose it just bounces off his face] I don't either, maybe it's the way you're dressed [shows a close up of Spongebob's clothes]

Patrick, SpongeBob SquarePants:
Nah

Patrick:
Maybe it's your voice

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[Spongebob laughs obnoxiously for a long time] Good one Patrick

Patrick:
Well maybe it's just because you're ugly

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Ugly? [puts his finger in his mouth and wipes it across his eyebrows then strikes a pose] you've got to be kidding me.

Patrick:
Better try the reflection test [hands Spongebob a mirror]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[to his reflection] Hi! [his reflection smells his breath and reacts in disgust then smashes the mirror with a hammer]

Patrick:
Ugly!