SpongeBob SquarePants1999

Squidward:
[answers phone] Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please leave a message after the...

[plays tone on clarinet]

Squilliam:
Sounds like you have a dying animal to attend to.

Squidward:
Squilliam Fancyson from band class?

Squilliam:
I hear you're playing the cash register now.

Squidward:
Er, sometimes. How's the unibrow?

Squilliam:
It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big, fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.

Squidward:
The Bu-Bu-Bu…. the Bu-Bu-Bu..

the Bu-Bu-Bu…?!

Squilliam:
That's right, I'm living your dream, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it, so I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.

Squidward:
Well, I...

Squilliam:
I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll let you get back to the service industry now.

Squidward:
Hold it! It just so happens that I don't serve fast food, I do have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, fancy boy?

Squilliam:
Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of *ibuprofen*.

[hangs up]

Squidward:
I've got to drum up a marching band fast. Drum. He-he. Band humor.