Spoons2005

Man:
[in bed with his partner, he is listening to his iPod and moving to the music. She nudges him and he removes the headphones] I've just given Bruce Hornsby a star rating of 2.

Woman:
Sarah was saying that her and Steve have sex at least 4 times a week.

Man:
Do they?

Woman:
Yes.

Man:
Has he got an iPod?

Woman:
No.

[Man nods his head as to say, "That's the reason why"]