Sports Night1998

Casey McCall:
Hey, look who's here.

Gordon:
Hey Casey.

Casey McCall:
Hey Gordon. Look, Dana told me you were a little down about the verdict in your trial, so I just wanted you to know I'm not gonna do any jokes. I'm not gonna give you a hard time.

Gordon:
I appreciate it.

Casey McCall:
So, this party at Gracie Mansion, must be going pretty late.

Gordon:
Yeah, we'll catch the tail end of it.

Casey McCall:
Do you think the Mayor's gonna chew you out for so spectacularly blundering the case?

Gordon:
I don't actually work for the Mayor. I work for the US Department of Justice.

Casey McCall:
And a hell of a year you guys have been having.

Gordon:
You know Casey, I really won't deny this hasn't been my finest hour. But there's really nothing you can say that's gonna rattle me. I'm just happy to be here, happy to be talking to you, happy to be having sex with Dana every night.

Casey McCall:
You know, it really wasn't my intention to discuss any Dana related matters, no. I was just reading this New York Times Piece on the forensic evidence, the ballistics match, the eyewitnesses, and the seventy eight hours worth of wiretaps, a portion of which included the defendant saying, "I killed him. I killed him. I killed him dead." And was wondering what the heck a fella has to do to get thrown in jail on your watch.

Gordon:
Well, about I run you through an IRS audit and we find out?

Casey McCall:
You got nothing on me, counselor. I live my life clean as my mother's kitchen floor.

Gordon:
Is that your name up on a Monday Night Football office pool?

Casey McCall:
Yeah.

Gordon:
Are you familiar with Federal Section Code 4 of the Rico Act?

Casey McCall:
No.

Gordon:
Then before I decide to subpoena your whole family, why don't you go write your television show and leave the smarty-boy remarks to those of us with postgraduate degrees?

Casey McCall:
Ok.