Sports Night1998

Casey McCall:
You have a crush on Hillary Clinton.

Dan Rydell:
I carry a torch for her, yes.

Casey McCall:
You're hot for Mrs. Clinton.

Dan Rydell:
Well, who isn't? But in my case it's more than physical. It's cerebral.

Casey McCall:
No doubt about it. I think we need to get you a CAT scan. And stat.

Dan Rydell:
I would like to have an intelligent, high-minded, right-thinking, socially progressive, impressively pragmatic conversation with Hillary Clinton. Tomorrow morning I shall.

Casey McCall:
Shall you?

Dan Rydell:
Yes. And she will say, "My goodness. That Dan Rydell is such a bright young boy, so much more than sports scores and highlights. I think I'll make him my gentleman friend."

Casey McCall:
Well, then, here's to you Mrs. Robinson.