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Harold:
Morning, Kat.
Katrina:
Morning, Harold. I'll get your coffee in a minute; I'm a little swamped back here.
Harold:
No thank you, no coffee for me. Never again; I'm going cold turkey.
Katrina:
Since when?
Harold:
Since I read a new study on the ill effects of caffeine. It's a powerful and dangerous drug you're peddling.
Katrina:
Relax, it's just coffee.
Harold:
I can relax; I'm not a coffee drinker. Anxiety and sleeplessness are two side effects. Also decreased sperm mobility. That's right, you're up all night, and your boys can't dance. [a waiting customer leaves the line]
Katrina:
Harold, that's not true
Harold:
It's *fact*! And sterility isn't the worst of it. Coffee can cause respiratory problems, heart disease. You might as well be pouring a hot cup of cigarettes. [more customers leave]
Katrina:
Would you stop!
Harold:
That's what you'll be saying to the pain as your calcium-starved bones snap like pretzels.
Katrina:
[to the last customer] Here you go. [he declines the coffee and leaves] Well, wait, there's a... [Harold takes the coffee] Harold!
Harold:
I love coffee and I *hate* lines.
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