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Stacked is an American television sitcom that premiered on Fox on April 13, 2005. On May 18, 2006, Stacked was canceled, leaving five episodes unaired in the United States. The last episode aired on January 11, 2006. The five unaired episodes have s… more »



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Harold:
Morning, Kat.

Katrina:
Morning, Harold. I'll get your coffee in a minute; I'm a little swamped back here.

Harold:
No thank you, no coffee for me. Never again; I'm going cold turkey.

Katrina:
Since when?

Harold:
Since I read a new study on the ill effects of caffeine. It's a powerful and dangerous drug you're peddling.

Katrina:
Relax, it's just coffee.

Harold:
I can relax; I'm not a coffee drinker. Anxiety and sleeplessness are two side effects. Also decreased sperm mobility. That's right, you're up all night, and your boys can't dance. [a waiting customer leaves the line]

Katrina:
Harold, that's not true

Harold:
It's *fact*! And sterility isn't the worst of it. Coffee can cause respiratory problems, heart disease. You might as well be pouring a hot cup of cigarettes. [more customers leave]

Katrina:
Would you stop!

Harold:
That's what you'll be saying to the pain as your calcium-starved bones snap like pretzels.

Katrina:
[to the last customer] Here you go. [he declines the coffee and leaves] Well, wait, there's a... [Harold takes the coffee] Harold!

Harold:
I love coffee and I *hate* lines.

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