Star Trek: Deep Space Nine1993

[Garak sneaks up behind a holographic Quark and breaks his neck]

Garak:
How's that?

Quark:
Awful! Did you hear that sound of bone snapping? I don't want that to be the last thing I hear!

Garak:
It wasn't that loud.

Quark:
You don't have these ears. Snapping vertebrae is out!

Garak:
We're running out of options, Quark. You don't want to be vaporized because you need a body; the disrupter ruined your clothing, the knife was too savage, the nerve gas smelled bad, hanging took too long, and poison... What was was wrong with poison?

Quark:
It doesn't work! If I know the food is poisoned I won't eat it.

[... ]

Garak:
For a man who wants to kill himself you're strangely determined to live.

Quark:
I'm going to die, don't you worry about that. I just want to find the right way.

Garak:
Right way?

Quark:
I don't want to see it coming. Or hear it. Or feel it or smell it. I just want to go on with my life and then...

[snaps his fingers]

Quark:
...I'm dead!

Garak:
Ah!

[snaps fingers too]

Garak:
You want to be surprised!

Quark:
Exactly! I want to wake up in the Divine Treasury and have no idea how I got there.

Garak:
I see. Perhaps that can be arranged.

Quark:
Really?

Garak:
You have my word. You'll never know what hit you.