Signs2002

Graham Hess:
Lionel Prichard and the Wolfington brothers are back.

Merrill:
It's time for an ass-whupping.

Graham Hess:
This is not an intelligent way to approach this. Lee is a friend of mine. This is his son.

Merrill:
Yeah, we'll be doing Lee a favor. All right, listen, we both go outside, move around the house in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side.

Graham Hess:
Explain "act crazy".

Merrill:
You know, curse and stuff.

Graham Hess:
You want me to curse?

Merrill:
You don't mean it. It's just for show. What?

Graham Hess:
Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse.

Merrill:
Just make noises, then.

Graham Hess:
Explain "noises".

Merrill:
Are you gonna do this or what?

Graham Hess:
No, I'm not.

Merrill:
All right, you want them stealing something in the house next time?

Merrill:
On the count of three. One...

Graham Hess:
All right.

Merrill:
two... three!

Graham Hess:
Ahh! I'm insane with anger!

Merrill:
We're gonna beat your ass b*tch! We're gonna tear your head off!

Graham Hess:
I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!

Graham Hess:
I cursed.

Merrill:
I heard.

Merrill:
How did he get... Are you sure this is Lionel Prichard?