Star Trek: Voyager1995

[Paris and Kim are telling an anecdote to everybody's but Tuvok's amusement]

Tom Paris:
...So, we rigged the security console, so that every time Tuvok accessed the internal sensors, it would play a little message:

Harry Kim:
"Live long and prosper!"

Tom Paris:
No matter what button he pushed: "Live long and prosper."

Harry Kim:
Naturally, no one was available to fix the malfunction...

Tom Paris:
...so Tuvok had to stretch his Vulcan patience to the limit for the rest of the day.

Harry Kim:
I swear, I could hear him grinding his teeth from across the bridge.

Tom Paris:
And just when he thought it was over, when he went back to his quarters and ordered a cup of Vulcan tea, the replicator says:

Harry Kim:
"Live long and prosper!"