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Dana Foster:
What're you doing with all these books anyway?

Cody Lambert:
These are the books I read last week, I'm taking them back to the library.

Dana Foster:
You read all those books in a week?

Cody Lambert:
Yeah buddy, yeah I took a speed reading course.

Dana Foster:
What made you do that?

Cody Lambert:
Very interesting story. Well I was watching that movie Psycho you know, eeh eeh eeh! Well anyway, that dude Norman Bates was a taxidermist so I thought, whoa, stuffing dead animals, that sounds pretty cool. So I went down to the community college to take a taxidermy course.

Dana Foster:
What does that have to do with speed reading?

Cody Lambert:
Oh man, did I leave that part out? Well anyway, all the taxidermy classes were full, so I took a speed reading course instead. Now I can read a book like a banshee but I can't stuff a parrot to save my life.