Strangers with Candy

Strangers with Candy1999

Strangers with Candy is a television series produced by Comedy Central. It first aired on April 7, 1999, and concluded its third and final season on October 2, 2000. Its timeslot was Sundays at 10:00 p.m. (ET). In 2007, Strangers with Candy was rank… more »



Jerri Blank:
"Packing a Musket", by Jerri Blank. When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk 'til you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you please to get down on your knees near their groinage, excusa me, but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage.

Mr. Chuck Noblet:
Thank you, Jerri...

Jerri Blank:
When I straddle and squat, to show you my...

[Bell rings]

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