Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip2006

Wes Mendell:
We're eating worms for money. Who wants to screw my sister? Guys are getting killed in a war that's got theme music and a logo? That remote in your hands is a crack pipe. Oh, yeah, every once in a while we pretend to be appalled...

Jerry:
[in the booth]

Jerry:
Cal!

Cal Shanley:
I'm waiting for him to say something that isn't true.

Jerry:
Who else in here knows how to do this?

Cal Shanley:
Don't talk to my control room!

Jerry:
Get him off!

Lilly:
[aside] You have two kids in school.

Cal Shanley:
What?

Jerry:
She said you have two kids in private school whose father is about five seconds away from never working again.

Wes Mendell:
America's broadcasters have turned into pornographers. It's not even good pornography! It's just this side of snuff films. And friends, that's what's next.

Lilly:
Cal, come on...

Wes Mendell:
...And the two things that make them scared gutless are the FCC and every psycho religious cult that gets positively horny at the mention of a boycot. These are the people they're afraid of...

Cal Shanley:
All right, stand by...

Wes Mendell:
- feckless, off-the-chocks greed-filled whorehouse...

Jerry:
There is is!

Wes Mendell:
- this thoroughly unpatriotic motherf...

Cal Shanley:
Cut in now!