Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip2006

Matt Albie:
[at a writers' meeting] What are you all wearing? I'm not Blackwell or anything, but holy cow, what the hell are you guys wearing? One of the things this show does is decide what's cool, and I've just decided it's no longer cool for grown men to dress as if they're in junior high school.

Ron Tahoe:
It's a comedy, Matt.

Matt Albie:
Not yet it's not, and until it is, we're all gonna act professionally. You understand? We're gonna act, dress, talk, write, and behave professionally!

Harriet Hayes:
[storms into the room, shouting at Matt] You are an adolescent, oversexed whoremonger with the sensitivity of a head of cabbage!

Matt Albie:
And all that will begin in just a few minutes.