Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip2006

Matt Albie:
You broke up with me, Harry... and if you don't believe me, I have a copy of the e-mail. Yeah, she did it by e-mail, ladies and germs! I've got a copy of the e-mail on my hard-drive and another one in a safe deposit box at City National.

Harriet Hayes:
That's funny, 'cause I keep all your things nicely stored on a garbage scow off Catalina.

Matt Albie:
Right, so can I go date a woman who doesn't?

Harriet Hayes:
Well, that population's gettin' pretty thin...

Matt Albie:
Look...

Harriet Hayes:
Bad enough I have to read about you with Mena Suvari...

Matt Albie:
That was...

Harriet Hayes:
...Fiona Apple, Rachel McAdams, Marlo Thomas...

Matt Albie:
You think I've been dating Marlo Thomas?

Harriet Hayes:
Who the hell knows what you do, you addle-minded pervert!

Matt Albie:
Marlo's married to Phil Donahue, who can still beat the crap out of me any time he wants.

Harriet Hayes:
Thank God!

Matt Albie:
Seriously, he's a huge Irish man!

Harriet Hayes:
I'm too tired for this.

[Harriet begins to walk away, Matt follows her]

Matt Albie:
I never dated any of those people.

Harriet Hayes:
Page Six said you did.

Matt Albie:
Oh well then, you've got me, because if Page Six said it, then it must be true. Did you get hard confirmation from The Drudge Report?