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Louis Litt:
This is my associate, Mike Ross. He was busy, uh, drafting some pertinent documents. Motion to dismiss, motion to compel, motion to strike, motion to change venue, and we have another half dozen in the pipeline.

Mike Ross:
No, they're here.

Louis Litt:
Oh.

Durham Foods Attorney:
What is this? This was supposed to be a settlement conference.

Louis Litt:
Oh, we're not here to settle. We're proceeding to trial.

Durham Foods Attorney:
You want to take this case to trial?

Louis Litt:
Um, unless I can't hear the sound of my own voice, I believe that's what I just frickin' said.

Durham Foods Attorney:
We're the little guy. Your parent company's a behemoth. A jury's gonna hate you.

Louis Litt:
Well, thanks to your disgusting smears in the media, that might be true, which is why we're also filing a countersuit for libel, slander, and anything else that might be appropriate in this case.

Mike Ross:
Tortious interference?

Durham Foods Attorney:
This is - you got- this is not good faith, Mr. Litt.

Louis Litt:
Sir, you have besmirched the good name of Liquid Water, and if you think that we're here for a settlement conference, well, let me just correct that one for you right now. We are not settling. We will not be settling. In fact, the only thing that's settling here is the sediment at the bottom of your putrid water. Get me? Now be sure to take that Grand Central shuttle like I told you, okay? I think you're gonna love it.