Suits2011

Mike Ross:
Donna, I went to the bullpen. Some guy with a soul patch was sitting at my desk.

Donna Paulsen:
That's because it's not your desk anymore, and you're not cool enough to pull off a soul patch.

Mike Ross:
I dispute that.

Donna Paulsen:
Are you even capable of growing a soul patch?

Mike Ross:
I had a goatee my sophomore year of never.

Donna Paulsen:
Look, it's not your desk anymore because you're on the other side of the bullpen now.

Mike Ross:
Which other side?

Donna Paulsen:
The other side. Like, not the side that you were on.

Mike Ross:
Towards the door or away from the door?

Donna Paulsen:
Which door are you talking about?

Mike Ross:
Which door are *you* talking about?

Donna Paulsen:
You know what? Just shut up and keep walking. You're not here five minutes, and you're already a pain in my ass. This is the other side of the bullpen. [Shows Mike his new office]