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Donna Paulsen:
Louis, what happened?

Louis Litt:
Oh. I'll tell you what happened. This stupid merger. It's bad enough my vote is worth a third of what it was last week. Now our uni-balls, gone.

Donna Paulsen:
Our... What?

Louis Litt:
Pens, Donna. The new quartermaster, Barbara L. Tottingham, will not buy us any more uni-balls. There's not one single uni-ball in this entire firm.

Donna Paulsen:
Please stop saying uni-ball.

Louis Litt:
No, I will not. Stuck with these stupid plastic things that keep breaking.

Donna Paulsen:
So buy your own pen.

Louis Litt:
[Astounded] Bu okay. There are two things in this firm that I hold very sacred - my uni-balls and my raspberry Bran bars. And if I have to go and buy 'em myself, well, then, this Barbara L. Tottingham has a message for me, loud and clear, and that's "Louis Litt, go screw yourself".