T.J. Hooker1982

Officer Vince Romano:
[Hooker walks towards the car with a cup of coffee] You know what that poison is doing to your system? It's gonna kill you.

Sgt. T.J. Hooker:
Romano, Grandpa Hooker downed a gallon of coffee a day and made it to 94.

Officer Vince Romano:
[Pouring a concoction into a cup] Try this. All I'm asking is try it. It's delicious! Just a little raw eggs, Romanian yogurt, crushed papaya, lecithin, mango juice. Secret of my success... and my virility. [wiggles eyebrows rakishly]

Sgt. T.J. Hooker:
Romano, when Grandpa did go, at 94, twelve women wept at his grave, not including Grandma.