Tales of Wells Fargo1957

[the stagecoach gets stuck in the mud]

Stagecoach Driver:
We're going to have to have a push. All right, everybody out.

Stagecoach Passenger:
I'd say someone slipped a flat wheel on ya.

Beryl:
Oh, this dress came all the way from St. Joe, Mr. Hardie. This muck is going to ruin it.

Jim Hardie:
I'd say that was poetic justice, Beryl, 'cause some men had to work a week in the muck to pay for it.

Beryl:
I had to go to Laramie. You had to go to Laramie - but I hadn't planned on pushin' the stagecoach all the way. Ohhh, I won't be able to deal for a week.

Stagecoach Passenger:
Leastways not off the bottom of the deck.