Tenchi Muyô! Ryô Ôki1992

Ryoko:
[Ryoko grabs Washu] Okay, pipsqueak, whether my body is sagging or not is none of your business! What are visual psychological tactics anyway?

Washu Hakubi:
Your sex appeal, of course.

Ryoko:
Hey, I'll have you know that my body shape hasn't changed in the past 700 years! What do you think of that, you big fat smart-alleck?

Washu Hakubi:
What I think is that's no way to talk to your mother, Ryoko.

Ryoko:
Ehh?

Washu Hakubi:
That's right. Not did I only create you, but I created Ryo-oki, I created the Soja, I created so many things, really. But I used my ova for you. So I'm more like your mother than your creator.

Mihoshi:
You must be that female student that was kidnapped by Kagato.

Washu Hakubi:
A female student? No, I am Washu! And I happen to be the top scientific genius in the universe. I am cute. I have to admit, I look a little young, to be your mom, don't I, Ryoko?

Ryoko:
Huh? Baloney! I've been around 2000 years! Ever since I was born! Ever since I was... I was born?